Black velvet + white kittens = hairy boobs
I don’t particularly like or understand the waistcoat-as-shirt thing, macaroons. It’s not a flattering or even feasible style for the big-boobs-tiny-waist ratio that comprises my cartoony body. I’m also a firm believer that if you’re holding some kind of adorable animal in your photos, you’re probably trying to compensate for something- sweater kittens in this case?
However, if you’re interesting in looking like a prom night walk of shame, macaroons, you can do it for just $143!
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What are your thoughts on the formal wear thing? Wasn’t this over last year?
