Infuse a little magic into your week.
Monday: Watch this hilariously awesome tutorial on how to trick people into thinking you’re good looking.
Tuesday: I just discovered Moleskine MSK, which lets you customize pages, print them & add them to your Moleskine. Check out the recipe pages! Type up all your best secret recipes & build your own cookbook! You can also use the wizard to create any kind of pages you want or need.
Wednesday: Write an anonymous secret love letter to someone you’re into & leave it someplace they can find it. What letter? You don’t know anything about any letters. Do you look like a post office?
Thursday: Make yourself a coffee mug cheesecake… in the microwave!
Friday: Read “You Are Jeff” by Richard Siken. I love this poem. I really can’t pick a favorite section, but I love the one about God making tuna sandwiches & this one feels pretty right too:
Hold onto your voice. Hold onto your breath. Don’t make a noise,
don’t leave the room until I come back from the dead for you. I will
come back from the dead for you. This could be a city. This could be a
graveyard. This could be the basket of a big balloon. Leave the lights
on. Leave a trail of letters like those little knots of bread we used to
dream about. We used to dream about them. We used to do a lot of
things. Put your hand to the knob, your mouth to the hand, pick up the
bread and devour it. I’m in the hallway again, I’m in the hallway. The
radio’s playing my favorite song. Leave the lights on. Keep talking. I’ll
keep walking toward the sound of your voice.
Weekend Homework: Order takeout & eat it in your underwear while watching ridiculous bullshit movies. There’s nothing like it!
