Monday: Write a personals ad for your ideal fictional mate. Make it as silly as you want!
Quirky contradiction seeks theatrical sushi-lover with at least 80% brain functionality. Must love cult films & fancy desserts, identifying constellations & playfully sparring wits. Must be comfortable with spontaneous weirdness. Married men, wall street types & minotaurs need not reply.
Tuesday: Look at your nails. Now look away. Now look back. They could use a little work. Pick a retro color & get sprucin’!
Wednesday: Buy yourself one of those big, floppy French hats & wear it until the leaves turn.
Thursday: Cast yourself & your friends into Star Wars on Jibjab. Awesome!
Friday: Listen to Neil Gaiman read “The Day the Saucers Came.” I love how he reads it.
Weekend Homework: Find an excuse to build a fire & make s’mores, even if it’s indoors over your stove.






