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4 vibration modes, 5 power levels & 16GB storage Half super discreet vibrator, half USB drive, the elegant Duet needs to exist. It’s made of body-safe silicone and metal and designed with dual motors to pack a powerful punch. The Duet is completely battery-free (charges via USB), cord-free and waterproof. It could probably survive a [...]
Image by artist Damien Hirst In lieu of Fashion Friday, I’m compelled to share an experience with you that really got to me yesterday. A van belonging to Sherwood Solar had a naked Barbie doll duct taped to the grill of the vehicle. I wish I’d gotten a photo, but I don’t use my phone [...] I am not your soulmate. I am a burnt piece of toast. You know how if you think there’s a chance you’re pregnant you see pregnant women everywhere? Or when you meet someone new & exciting, the radio won’t stop playing that song he played for you that you’d never even heard before? Or [...] Candy hearts can't be broken…well, you know what I mean! Remember in 3rd grade when Valentine’s Day was a Communist holiday? Everyone had to give everyone else a piece of card stock with the Ninja Turtles eating heart shaped pizza under a speech bubble that read “Dude! You give my heart shell shock!!” Everyone [...] Take control of your sex life! I come from a pretty open family, macaroons. Exhibit A: My sister found my vibrator a couple years ago, presented it to our mother & she just shrugged & said, “everyone has dryspells.” Still, it’s a little weird to write about this. However, I think its important for young [...] Introducing….The Magician! The Magician (aka Justin) & I have been dating for a few months now & I think he’s earned a formal introduction to my wonderful macaroons. He’s a total renaissance man. He double majored in Physics and Calculus, he’s an amazing artist who has illustrated books, he’s a bartender & mortgage banker [...] |
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