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Sorry for the lack of a Thursday post last week. Still plugging away at the job search. I’m confident about some resumes I sent out to magazines so fingers crossed! All in all, it was a…rough week that has consequently produced a bunch of cryptic haiku. Also, listening to The Smith’s didn’t help much. Here [...]

Haikuesday!

Gallery of Freaks by Johnny Meah

Another week, another magical and mystifying twist on the utter mundane! Step right up, folks! Come on in for this weeks Haikuesday spectacular! It’s a horrifying, mesmerizing, sometimes rhyming, five-seven-fiving glimpse into the mysterious world of…Superalzy!

Run away with the
circus, marry a carnie
don’t ever look back!

Another grey hair
like memories in [...]

The Guide to Rockstar Confidence

The first step to living like a rockstar is feeling like one.

This is something I know a lot about. I grew up with my self-esteem balloon depressingly deflated (5th grade demo, anyone?). I decided I needed to make my own helium tank and keep my balloons full in every area of life, no matter what. [...]

Haikuesday

It’s been a long week, somehow- strict gym regiment, job interviews, spending time with dear old friends…and a few haiku snapshots captured for you.

Deer turns, faces me-
her wide eyes apologize
to my frazzled nerves.

Good time to MOVE!

Lobster leg. How could
I forget to lotion such
a big appendage?

TrueBlood’s Ads for Vamps.
I’d give up my jugular
to ride that Harley.

What's Your Beach Style?

Since I’m spending some time living on the island I’ve had to develop a beach style. Who knew it took so much time and work just to go relax in some sand? Here’s my beach style:

Volcom Knotty Not Bikini- It’s really the perfect swimswuit. Halter top to fully support those of us blessed with D [...]

Haikuesday (late)

I’m late today. I know, but I had an important part one of an interview process for a real job today! And then I hung out with my two best friends searching for an inflatable hot tub (yes, they do exist!) making s’mores and watching movies. I had my mind on haikuesday all day, however.

Morning [...]

Alzy's Summer Reading

I’m still kind of in shock that it’s somehow suddenly June. The resort island I’m living on this summer (doesn’t that sound glamorous?) hasn’t been insane with tourists yet, but I’m also not working in that sector. For now, I’m sorting out my reading goals. I just earned my MFA and for the first [...]

Haikuesday

This week Haikuesday reflects a kind of slump I’m in…in every single aspect of my life. I’m not happy about my situation for the summer, but I do know it’s temporary. Life is throwing a challenge at me and I am SO up for it.

Muahaha Life! I counter your crappiness with 17 syllable kicks to [...]