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Boom. I survived the holiday! As hairy as it seemed there for a little while, nothing terribly catastrophic happened & I even got a little time to actually watch the fireworks display, short as it was this year. Time to say goodbye to another week in my life in 5-7-5. My 4th of July They're coming! May is Zombie Awareness Month. You might be asking, “What does this mean to me, Alzy?” I’ll tell you, macaroons. This means you can call out of work due to the dense concentration of commuters outside who you suspect are zombies. It means you have a perfectly sane excuse for building a concrete [...] It was a Mark Jenkins kind of week. Click to see his work! Well, macaroons, the coming week promises to be better than the last. I have discovered a whole new level of heartbreak: a feeling of humiliation to have ever loved someone. Exes are strange creatures, macaroons. It just makes me sad to [...] Butter, sugar, milk, eggs, mix, repeat! I think I eat way too much cake, macaroons. I have no idea how I’ve gotten so thin when my major food groups are coffee & sugar. I suppose it’s all the running around I do when I’m done scarfing down a big fat icingy slice of carbtastic [...] We all need a little rain sometimes, macaroons. Happy Haikuesday! What did you do this week, macaroons? I got a moonlighting gig that could potentially open up even more doors! I’m learning patience, thanks to a certain poopy puppy. I’m starting to think I should have just had a baby… Mostly, I’m just exhausted. Finally getting Time to nut up or shut up! How do you survive a world overrun by zombies who crack bones for the marrow when you’re riddled with phobias (including clowns & the rag used to wipe down tables in restaurants) & suffer from IBS? Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) & Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) seem to be doing alright… [...] I’m not sure how I’ve let so much of May pass without acknowledging this very important issue. We’ve all seen the movies. We all know the Zombie Apocalypse is coming and when it does, who do you want to be? Anonymous Zombie # 3295? or Mila Jovovich That’s what I thought. So rock your grey ribbons for [...] |
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